December 2011
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I didn’t even know it was new years until my parents told me that if I go out I can’t stay out late because they don’t want me driving with all the drunks.
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Meh.
My watch broke.
Watchprofessional-princess:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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How the fuck are my parents still together when they constantly bicker like this?
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In 36 hours I will probably hopefully be home.
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When I like someone, I start thinking I see that person everywhere. I suppose because they’re usually in the back of my mind. But it’s ridiculous, because it’s nearly always improbable that I would, and I’ve yet to bump into someone coincidentally this way.
No. Mine.
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So I'm thinking
spontaneousjazzhands:
I will identify my soulmate by asking them out for ‘texting and scones’ and waiting to see if they get the reference.
“Every time I see a grammatical error, I do a shot. Right now I’m smashed...”
– Ted, How I Met Your Mother
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FACT: The mating ritual for asexual aromantics is...
I miss my cat.
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“Why don’t we just figure out where we’re going, and when we want to get there,...”
– Leonard, The Big Bang Theory
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My fingertips are finally calloused from playing so often.
Success.
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